Saturday, April 27, 2013
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Democracia actual
Banhada términ’ortográfica p’ra português ver - Rosário Breve – Cronica de Daniel Abrunheiro
Todos os nomes dos meses terminam
em O (O de Opressão) menos Abril, que
conclui em L de Liberdade.
Relvas
termina em S. De Sacanita. Portas,
idem. Troika – em A de Abuso. FMI –
em I de Imperialismo. Santarém, em M
de Moita, esse grande telenovelista
alegadamente criminólogo e comprovadamente oleiro de rosáceas de gesso anti-património
eclesial: Malheureusement – como
diria o francês que inventou o Mulãruge. Todos os dias supostamente úteis
terminam em A – de Agonia. Sábado e
domingo também em O – de Ora-Bolas. Etc.
Procedo a
estas verificações prontuárias “derivadó-facto” de me sentir entediado.
Aborrecido. Espinafrado. E todo prepúcio da corneta (o que não é glande coisa, como diria o chinês que
descobr’inventou a roda, o papel, a pólvora e a EDP).
Portugal,
que eu amo porque sou uma besta não reciclável, aborrece-me até às lágrimas
egressas do bocejo mais escancarado.
Aborrece-me
o Cristo-Rei de Almada, a que o vulgo ateu (como eu) graciosamente chama
“Saca-Rolhas”.
Aborrece-me
o Garnizé de Barcelos.
Enfastiam-me
o Zé-Povinho das Caldas e o Coiso de barro, das Caldas também, dele.
Esmói-me o
bestunto a couve-flor que a gritadeira arregalada conhecida por Mariza usa à
(ou por) cabeça.
Entenebrece-me
a moela a hibernação comatosa do senhor Presidente da República.
Emaranha-me
as gónadas o estado-novismo emaciado a xanax do senhor Primeiro-Ministro.
Arrefenta-me
os guizos o cristianismo postiço dos católicos (e o dos protestantes também, e
o dos mórmones também, e o dos budistas também etc.).
Repugna-me
a gelatina da espinal-medula a barbárie “cultural” da tauromaquia. (E não, não
tenho medo algum de dizer isto em voz alta ao Ribatejo todo.)
Desconjuntam-me
a ossatura as televisões ditas nacionais só emitirem trampa óptica.
Arrepimp’ouriça-me
a cidadania (que aliás pratico sem redenção nem pecado, juro que sim) que o
cartaz pró-tacho-de-Santarém do PS diga tão-só “Idália Serrão” sem dizer mais nada, nem que fosse uma qualquer
mentirinha bem intencionada tipo “Flores
nunca mais, Obrigado ó Rosa”.
E
envergonha-me não ter ido, não ainda, àquele antigo hotel rural na Azóia de
Cima acompanhado por essa suculenta (e lenta) posta de carne chamada Andreia e
cujo heterónimo oficioso é “Viviana” quando luxo-acompanhante de e “para homens solitários, desacompanhados e
carentes”, a crer no item n.º 03 da rubrica Sopa da Pedra da pretérita edição do nosso jornal.
E
agradar-me? Agradar-me-á alguma coisa neste infecto rincão de rectangular
formato, neste desínclito morredouro de sem-tostões? Sim.
Sim: as
manhãs diáfanas como ósculos de criança; os arvoredos envernizados do sol que
esmalta o olhar de vê-los ondulando à brisa como searas de vento à Manuel da
Fonseca; as praias tripuladas por gaivotas que se vêem e crêem águias brancas à
ilusória bola-de-espelhos da luz; Os
Pescadores de Raul Brandão; a poesia de António Osório; e as formosas
portuguesas que por ruas nossas e praças de mais ninguém mesmerizam de
sandálias finas como fiambre da perna os cronistas ateus que só sabem dizer mal
do desGoverno e da vida própria.
Vida que
termina em A. A de Adeus. Ou de Até-para-a-semana. Ou de “Agonia nunca mais, obrigado.”
Ó Rosa.
The 3rd Gold Panda International Cartoon and Illustration Competition
1. Participation The contest is open to all artists regardless of nationality, age, sex, etc.
2. Organizer
Host：“HONGTU” Art institute
Host：“HONGTU” Art institute
Sponsor: Red
Man Art
Center
Official website: www.redmanart.com
Official website: www.redmanart.com
3. Theme
A) Horse \ Zebra \ Pegasus
B) Panda
C) Free
A) Horse \ Zebra \ Pegasus
B) Panda
C) Free
4. Entries
1) The works whether they have been awarded in other contests previously will be accepted.
2) Participators should summit the original works. Any slide, photograph or xerox will not be accepted.
3) The maximum 10 entries should be submitted for each category.
4) The maximum size of the works should be 200 ×200cm
respectively.
5) The works should be accompanied by the author's resume and photo (or caricature).
6) First name, Last name, Address, Email, Telephone number should be written on the reverse side of the works. Please specify in envelope: “2013 Gold Panda”
7) Technique and medium of works are unlimited. Any painting, Print making, Traditional Chinese Painting, Oil painting, Watercolor, Crafts art or Children’s painting will be accepted.
5. Entry Form
Please down load the entry form on our web site: www.redmanart.com
1) The works whether they have been awarded in other contests previously will be accepted.
2) Participators should summit the original works. Any slide, photograph or xerox will not be accepted.
3) The maximum 10 entries should be submitted for each category.
4) The maximum size of the works should be 200 ×
5) The works should be accompanied by the author's resume and photo (or caricature).
6) First name, Last name, Address, Email, Telephone number should be written on the reverse side of the works. Please specify in envelope: “2013 Gold Panda”
7) Technique and medium of works are unlimited. Any painting, Print making, Traditional Chinese Painting, Oil painting, Watercolor, Crafts art or Children’s painting will be accepted.
5. Entry Form
Please down load the entry form on our web site: www.redmanart.com
At the same
time, the self made entry form is also accepted.
6. Deadline
The deadline for entry is the 22 of September 2013.
7．Delivery
1) The entries must be flat protected with hard cardboard, or rolled in a hard case. The folded works will not be accepted.
2) Please send entries to the address as follow:
HU XIAO YU
6. Deadline
The deadline for entry is the 22 of September 2013.
7．Delivery
1) The entries must be flat protected with hard cardboard, or rolled in a hard case. The folded works will not be accepted.
2) Please send entries to the address as follow:
HU XIAO YU
ROOM 341
BUILDING #364, ZHAN QIAN BA LI XIAO QU
YUN JING DONG
LI，TONG ZHOU QU,
BEIJING
101121，CHINA
8. Judgment
1) The jury committee is composed of artists, print engravers, cartoonist, illustrators and press editors.
2) The jury meeting will be held on October, 20, 2013.
3) The committee will announce the result on November, 10, 2013 on web site. At the same time organizer will contact the winning artists via postal mail or email.
9. Prizes
1) Gold Panda prize – Golden Panda Medal + 2000 US Dollars – 1 place
2) Best work prize – Silver Panda Medals + 300 US Dollars – 5 places
8. Judgment
1) The jury committee is composed of artists, print engravers, cartoonist, illustrators and press editors.
2) The jury meeting will be held on October, 20, 2013.
3) The committee will announce the result on November, 10, 2013 on web site. At the same time organizer will contact the winning artists via postal mail or email.
9. Prizes
1) Gold Panda prize – Golden Panda Medal + 2000 US Dollars – 1 place
2) Best work prize – Silver Panda Medals + 300 US Dollars – 5 places
3) The
special prize of jury meeting – Copper
Panda Medals – 30 places
4) Selected prize – Certificate of
merit
10. Copyright
Explicitly participators have whole copyright for their entries. The committee has the right to use all the submitted works to spread competition on media, websites, posters, post cards, advertisements, etc.
10. Copyright
Explicitly participators have whole copyright for their entries. The committee has the right to use all the submitted works to spread competition on media, websites, posters, post cards, advertisements, etc.
11. Catalog
The authors whose works has been selected will receive one copy of the catalog made for the competition.
12. Provisions
1) The submitted works will not be returned. They will be exhibited and displayed in Redman International Cartoon House.
2) Participation in the contest means the complete acceptance of all the above conditions and agreements with jury's decision.
For Information
HU XIAO YU
The authors whose works has been selected will receive one copy of the catalog made for the competition.
12. Provisions
1) The submitted works will not be returned. They will be exhibited and displayed in Redman International Cartoon House.
2) Participation in the contest means the complete acceptance of all the above conditions and agreements with jury's decision.
For Information
HU XIAO YU
ROOM 341 BUILDING #364, ZHAN QIAN BA LI XIAO QU
YUN JING DONG LI，TONG ZHOU
QU,
BEIJING 101121，CHINA
Web site
Web site
www.redmancartoon.com/en
www.redmanart.com/en
Email:
The 3rd
Gold Panda International Cartoon and Illustration
Competition
Entry Form (English)
Please fill out this entry form with capital letter or print out
First Name………………………………………………………………
Last Name ………………………………………………………………
Photo (caricature)
Address ……………………………………………………………… ………………………………………………………………
………………………………………………………………
………………………………………………………………
Country ………………………………………Postal
Zip/Code …………………………………
Date of birth …………………………………E-mail …………………………………………
Telephone number ………………………………………………
Web
site ………………………………………………………
Resume:
The undersigned has complete knowledge of the
rules. All the copyrights are reserved
by the authors. Within China, the Redman International Art Center is the sole
agency of the cartoonists' all works.
Date …………………………… Signature …………………………………………
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